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Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson

May you live every day of your life.
-- Jonathan Swift

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
-- Jonathan Swift

"As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense."
-- Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
-- Jonathan Swift

I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan

I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know I'm alive.

She thinks she got me with her long range rifle, but she missed.

-- Jonathan Colan